Prepare For A Duel, Sirrah!

The Duel - Part II

2005-02-21T15:02:00.000+11:00

(Scene - an alley way. Two men - Lord Randolph Forphington III and Alfred Douglas-Muffers, Earl of Twattington - are talking in fierce tones. The air is thick with testosterone and cheap Parisian cologne. We join them in the middle of their conversation...)

Suddenly, a burly policeman enters the alley

Officer Blogspot.com What are you folk doing here? You're talking too quickly and loudly for my liking. I refuse to allow you to continue this conversation! Go home before I arrest you both!

Earl Of Twattington This is just our luck. We can't even finish a duel without technical difficulties.

Lord Randolph *whispers* Meet me at the alley near my place in ten minutes. We'll continue this there, you revolting thug!

Earl Of Twattington Sounds like a plan, you pathetic weed of a man.

Lord Randolph That rhymed. Nice touch.

Earl Of Twattington Thanks.

The Duel

2005-02-21T13:59:00.000+11:00

(Scene - an abandoned alley way. We await the arrival of Lord Randolph Forphington III and Alfred Douglas-Muffers, Earl of Twattington. The two are due to fight to the death at 4:30pm, australian eastern standard time.)

Cower In Fear, Fool!

2005-02-18T15:10:00.000+11:00

For I am coming for you!

Lord Randolph Forphington III, you should well consider yourself a dead man now since it is only a matter of time before I find you and destroy you!